Pigeons switch doors (the optimal strategy) on the famous Monty Hall Problem, whereas many humans do not.
(Source: reddit.com)
Concentrates the mind wonderfully.
Also, I can’t be the only person who thought “brown noise” meant “noise that makes you poop yourself.”

Gays want to be in the military. Here’s how I feel about it, alright? Anyone - DUMB ENOUGH - to want to be in the military should be allowed in. End of fuckin’ story. That should be the only requirement. I don’t care how many push-ups you can do, put on a helmet, go wait in that fox-hole, we’ll tell you when we need you to kill somebody. Y’know what I mean?
I’m so sick… I’ve watched these fuckin’ congressional hearings, and all these military guys, and all the pundits, seriously “Oh, the esprit-de-corps will be affected, and we are such a moral…” Excuse me? Aren’t y’all fuckin’ hired killers? Shut up! You are thugs, and when we need you to go blow the fuck out of a nation of little brown people, we’ll let you know. Until then.
Where did the fucking military get all these moral… “We are the military… Is that a village of children and kids? Where the napalm? I don’t want any gay people hanging around me when I’m killing kids. I just don’t wanna see it”.

No, Google Maps. I am pretty sure that is not the route the bus will take.

You remember the episode “Third Wheel” from Season 3 of How I Met Your Mother? This is from the outtakes.